How do you deter ducks from the garden?

Upto 14 ducks descend on our small garden, poo everywhere and ruin our lawn and plants.

1 pablodiablo247 said at 4:30 pm on November 15th, 2009:
With a shotgun.
2 Billy said at 12:42 am on November 19th, 2009:
The trick around europe.
3 skad2thebone said at 7:30 pm on November 20th, 2009:
Put up a statue of Elmer Fudd
4 Geoff The Plank said at 6:04 am on November 22nd, 2009:
The gate stating that entry will only be granted with this if your names not down you aint coming in etc.
The gate stating that entry will only be granted with this if your names not down you.

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